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SEO agencies are so fucking lame
Hashtag not all SEO agencies are fucking lame, but many are. For genuine SEOs, it’s frustrating coz it makes us and the industry look bad. Decent SEOs spend a lot of time assuaging the fears of business owners who’ve been stung by SEO shysters.
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Update old blog posts (and SEO ’em): an easy-peasy guide
If you’ve been blogging since it was called weblogging, you’ll be chuffed with the burgeoning blogging renaissance (thank you, Substack). If that perfectly describes you, now might be the time for joint supplements but also, it’s time to update old blog posts.
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Keywords still matter to SEO (for now)
Keywords are dead. The AEO bros have spoken. Targeted words and phrases have stopped working ‘coz AI, innit’. Googling a search query/keyword won’t bring up shit now. As for all those keyword tools you’re using? BURN THEM. Meanwhile, back in the real world, keywords still matter (but search is changing).


