
2020 is a bad boyfriend, and he needs to leave
I know what you’re gonna say, 2020 left already. Yet, I can still smell his aftershave, and there’s a pair of socks in the dryer. This has nothing at all to do with SEO content writing. I’m sorry if that makes you happy/sad/indifferent. I don’t know if 2020 was a good year for wine production… But […]

Content creation: attract clients by pleasing yourself
I know what you’re thinking, this is total bullshit. We attract clients by giving them content they want, right? It’s always about the client, there isn’t a day that goes by when the client doesn’t come before everything, your own child (in my case, dog), your personal safety – in essence, your actual life. “Bitch, don’t […]

Unlock your long-tail keywords with your USP
Here, have another really annoying business acronym – at this rate you’ll have an entire glossary of terms to ignore. I’ve lovingly written this post in the hope it will help you understand how knowing your USP can boost your organic traffic. But before we get into all of that good stuff, what am I […]

Great content writing is like the best sex of your life
SEO content writing is such a dull subject that it often requires bags of humour or something scandalous. After all, I want you to enjoy reading this so you can pick out all the ‘value’ and apply it to your business. I’m on such thin ice with you, I know. You’re waiting for an excuse […]

Swearing in business: what’s the f*cking problem?
Swearing. Not this old chestnut again Sarah! Yes, I know, but I don’t feel I’ve fully exorcised this demon. As Father Merrin stands by my bedside shouting “the blood of christ compels you!” I vomit this – I too, am getting tired of talking about it. This subject follows me wherever I go, like a […]

5 Reasons not to hire me: your oddball SEO Content Writer
You and I both know there are way more than 5 reasons. I hope, by now, you understand content is your best friend in terms of organic traffic, and SEO content writers are expert at getting your stuff seen on the web. Not only are they great with words but they know how to boost […]