2020 is a bad boyfriend, and he needs to leave

2020 is a bad boyfriend, and he needs to leave

I know what you’re gonna say, 2020 left already. Yet, I can still smell his aftershave, and there’s a pair of socks in the dryer. This has nothing at all to do with SEO content writing. I’m sorry if that makes you happy/sad/indifferent.  I don’t know if 2020 was a good year for wine production… But […]

Content creation: attract clients by pleasing yourself

Content creation: attract clients by pleasing yourself

I know what you’re thinking, this is total bullshit. We attract clients by giving them content they want, right? It’s always about the client, there isn’t a day that goes by when the client doesn’t come before everything, your own child (in my case, dog), your personal safety – in essence, your actual life. “Bitch, don’t […]

Unlock your long-tail keywords with your USP

Unlock your long-tail keywords with your USP

Here, have another really annoying business acronym – at this rate you’ll have an entire glossary of terms to ignore. I’ve lovingly written this post in the hope it will help you understand how knowing your USP can boost your organic traffic. But before we get into all of that good stuff, what am I […]

My process as an SEO content writer

My process as an SEO content writer

In truth, this post is to remind me what the hell I’m meant to be doing. It’s also to help those who might hire me. If that isn’t you, go and do something else.  Putting the ‘writing’ into SEO content writing Forget about SEO for just one moment and let’s talk about words. I’m not […]

5 bad client traits and how to deal with them

5 bad client traits and how to deal with them

Some people are so unprofessional aren’t they? All those tattoos, all that swearing. Of course, I jest, and actually you know, (because you’re not an idiot) that those things don’t mean a damn when it comes to judging how decent a person is in business.  It’s the Golden Age of digital marketing and like any […]

Great content writing is like the best sex of your life

Great content writing is like the best sex of your life

SEO content writing is such a dull subject that it often requires bags of humour or something scandalous. After all, I want you to enjoy reading this so you can pick out all the ‘value’ and apply it to your business. I’m on such thin ice with you, I know. You’re waiting for an excuse […]

Swearing in business: what’s the f*cking problem?

Swearing in business: what’s the f*cking problem?

Swearing. Not this old chestnut again Sarah! Yes, I know, but I don’t feel I’ve fully exorcised this demon. As Father Merrin stands by my bedside shouting “the blood of christ compels you!” I vomit this – I too, am getting tired of talking about it. This subject follows me wherever I go, like a […]

E-A-T: The SEO principle that feeds your prospects

E-A-T: The SEO principle that feeds your prospects

Stuff your goddamn face with the all you can E-A-T principle of SEO. And yes, I seem to love dull subjects. Perhaps I view it as a challenge, a sort of, “how interesting/funny/rude can I make this boring topic?”. Sadly this has nothing to do with food, which is a shame because I love to […]

Your blog is the head honcho to your sites SEO: don’t get Barry in HR to write it

Your blog is the head honcho to your sites SEO: don’t get Barry in HR to write it

Getting Barry to write your blog is like Queen booking a karaoke singer after Freddie died I think we know what a disaster that would have been. Don’t get me wrong, there are some great karaoke singers – myself included. (the best rendition of Love Shack you’ll ever likely hear) To assume a pub singer has […]

5 Reasons not to hire me: your oddball SEO Content Writer

5 Reasons not to hire me: your oddball SEO Content Writer

You and I both know there are way more than 5 reasons. I hope, by now, you understand content is your best friend in terms of organic traffic, and SEO content writers are expert at getting your stuff seen on the web. Not only are they great with words but they know how to boost […]