Be honest, when you hear ‘freelance SEO writer’ your eyes glaze over. Search Engine Optimisation is boring—it’s all about bot pleasing—no breathing, real-life human would choose to read SEO-inclined content. And that makes sense because SEO isn’t about satisfying real people, it’s about gaming the algorithm… *holds head in hands*
You don’t have to compromise quality for search.
Times change but our perception is often playing catch up. In case you didn’t know, Google has moved on—sorry, Dorothy but we’re not in Kansas anymore. Gone are those simple days of keyword cramming. Today, the algo is practically a bloke. So wake up from your 90s SEO slumber because optimising for search and creating quality content is the same damn thing.
Do you want to carry on boshing out lame business blurb that does nothing for your website—or your audience? If the answer is ‘no’, hire me to write your blogs, articles and web content.
Are you a kind of weirdo, trying to run your little concern? (I really hope you are, otherwise, I’ve wasted a lot of time attracting the wrong people.) As a business owner, do you get giddy with glee by the bland, samey banal guff you find on Google—guff about SEO, content writing and freelancing? No? Well, pull up a chair and get a load of this…
You might already be pretty great at content creation but SEO has you all confused. Maybe you’re a newbie writer that would love to pick my brains. Whatever your content problem is, there’s a slim chance I might be able to help.
“After struggling with my blog I reached out to Sarah.”
Her review helped me focus, choose my ideal target audience, and gave me a good dose of, ‘You can do this sh*t!’. She was also very sweet with her comments which was a pleasant surprise considering all the biting that goes on in her content! I’ll be back for more.
Lia StollLara Guide Dogs
“Sarah breathes life into dry business language.“
She also makes it easy to digest. She did a great job writing webcopy for my business. With high confidence, I will return to Sarah for the brilliance of her written word.
Lina Navickaite Smartup Visuals
“In a sea of vanilla ice cream, she’s a tub of double choc chip!”
I asked Sarah to review my website with her laser-sharp word skills and SEO knowledge. Within days I had back a detailed report about my site, highlighting the good and the bad. Sarah is not for everyone but she doesn’t just work with anyone. If she does work with you, feel honoured.
Steve Wright Steve Wright Photography
“You know what you’re getting (it’s all in the name).”
Her distinctive writing style, intriguing analogies and frequent references to The Sweeney always lures me in. The content she creates for her clients is tailored to them – just as it should be – and retains that hilarious edge she’s known for.
Lorraine WilliamsLighthouse Proofreading
“Sarah was very easy to work with and quick to get things done.”
She set clear timelines and met them. This helped with launching our website on schedule. We were very pleased with Sarah’s content, which put a creative and interesting spin on our offering and made our website much more interesting to read! We have already planned to use Sarah again.
Oliver WoodcockWorkplace Connect
“Her writing is both entertaining and educational.”
Sarah has written articles for magazines that I’ve put together. They’ve been pretty bloody awesome too! She knows how to transform words into something special.
David BriggsNash & Co.
“Sarah kicked the crap out of my website copy.”
All with her witty, readable and web optimised text. Her sense of humour is a mask she wears online to hide a razor-sharp professional focus which she applies to her projects.
Chris RawsonRadar Film
“Sarah reviewed my company blog.”
Having it organised, structured and of use to the business, wasn’t something I’d planned or thought about. Sarah’s review is honest, straightforward and packed full of recommendations. Her feedback on my blog has opened my eyes to just how badly I was using a valuable business resource.
The Sarky Blog.
Nearly everything you want to know about content writing.