SEO Content Writer who can really write.
You’re looking for a freelance SEO content writer (hi, I’m Sarah), but you don’t want to compromise quality for search. And let’s be honest, you’re still clinging to the tired notion that you can’t have both.
Well, you can. This is one of the few times you’ll truly have it all: great writing that’s optimised for Google.
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“Sarah breathes life into dry business language.“ — Lina Navickaite, Smartup Visuals.
Not only can you have proper writing (that’s SEO-ready) but you can FINALLY be rid of all that dull, samey business speak. So no more, “We’re delighted to announce”, say goodbye to, “We’re the market leader” and kick, “We’re passionate about [WHATEVER]” to the kerb.
Who even are you?

“I own a small/medium-sized business and I want you to write for us.”

“I’m a freelancer and I need serious help with my written content.”
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Nice things people said…
Her review helped me focus, choose my ideal target audience, and gave me a good dose of, ‘You can do this sh*t!’. She was also very sweet with her comments which was a pleasant surprise considering all the biting that goes on in her content! I’ll be back for more.
She also makes it easy to digest. She did a great job writing webcopy for my business. With high confidence, I will return to Sarah for the brilliance of her written word.
I asked Sarah to review my website with her laser-sharp word skills and SEO knowledge. Within days I had back a detailed report about my site, highlighting the good and the bad. Sarah is not for everyone but she doesn’t just work with anyone. If she does work with you, feel honoured.
Her distinctive writing style, intriguing analogies and frequent references to The Sweeney always lures me in. The content she creates for her clients is tailored to them – just as it should be – and retains that hilarious edge she’s known for.
She set clear timelines and met them. This helped with launching our website on schedule. We were very pleased with Sarah’s content, which put a creative and interesting spin on our offering and made our website much more interesting to read! We have already planned to use Sarah again.
Sarah has written articles for magazines that I’ve put together. They’ve been pretty bloody awesome too! She knows how to transform words into something special.
All with her witty, readable and web optimised text. Her sense of humour is a mask she wears online to hide a razor-sharp professional focus which she applies to her projects.
Having it organised, structured and of use to the business, wasn’t something I’d planned or thought about. Sarah’s review is honest, straightforward and packed full of recommendations. Her feedback on my blog has opened my eyes to just how badly I was using a valuable business resource.
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