“In a sea of vanilla, she’s a tub of double choc chip.”
I don’t do generic, dead-eyed business copy.
But if you’re looking for something a bit ‘under the counter’ you’ve come to the right place.
My name is Sarah Wilson-Blackwell. Hi. To give you an idea of who I am as a human, I’ve made this video for your viewing pleasure.
I did 20 years in admin.
20 bloody years.
I now realise I could have served less time at her majesty’s pleasure for murder.
Office work didn’t teach me a damn thing about writing but it did teach me some decent business skills (and life lessons – don’t work for anyone ever again).
I’m not an award-winning business writer. Forbes will never feature me.
I didn’t cut my wordy teeth at the local rag for years and I have no Amazon bestseller.
I could reel off my CV but that would be as helpful to you as a chocolate stent.
I’m good at writing.
Especially for misfits and agitators – brands who desire to break away from the bland. Folks who go out of their way to be upfront, honest, and hilarious.
My blog will demonstrate to you how good I think I am. If it doesn’t, I’m either doing something wrong or we’re not the best match.
You might care to know what you’re getting into when you agree to work with me.
And I think it’s only fair you understand my process and what I expect from you. Here are two articles I think you should read:
Take a look at my Terms of Service for the boring stuff.
I’m a keen photographer and I write a personal blog about the things that get under my skin.