Sarah’s Salty Nuggets
Unpalatable, hard-to-swallow morsels for owners of underperforming business websites (like wot you have).
Bite-sized chunks delivered in my unique, unadulterated, irreverent, adults-only style. And yes, these nuggets sell to you, coz that’s how email marketing works.
Avoid Sarah’s Salty Nuggets if you:
- Don’t own a profitable business
- Don’t need SEO
- Are easily offended
- Don’t understand irony or sarcasm
- Dislike swearing, “especially from a woman”
- Have no intention of handing me cash (now or in the future)
- Hate daily emails
Yes, I’ll be sending you an email every damn weekday (unless I die/I’m knackered/I’m too busy).
“Sarah Wilson-Blackwell, the girl who finally got SEO to click in my brain via some of the funniest copywriting I’ve ever seen.” – SIOBHAN FOX, MARKETING STRATEGIST