Write a business blog that won’t bore YOU shitless

Write a business blog that won’t bore YOU shitless

I’m laying it all on the goddam table: business blogs are terrible. They suck harder than any experienced sex worker.

Are your customers stupid? No, they’re probably lazy

Are your customers stupid? No, they’re probably lazy

Are your customers stupid? Most aren’t, they’re just really f**king lazy. Find out how that should factor in when it comes to buying from you.

Honesty in business: is it the best policy?

Honesty in business: is it the best policy?

If you’re running a drug cartel, being honest in business may not be your biggest priority. Your entire operation is built on deception. And telling a few lies might keep you from being executed.

SEO vs PPC fight! What’s the difference?

SEO vs PPC fight! What’s the difference?

For those of you totally in the dark, SEO is the organic way to getting website traffic, or the free way. PPC (Pay Per Click) is the paid ads route to getting traffic.

8 types of SEO to know for your business

8 types of SEO to know for your business

Most things in life are rarely straightforward. SEO (Search Engine Optimisation) is sort of the same. It’s an area of marketing that has different aspects to it.

What is SEO content writing? 6 things to know

What is SEO content writing? 6 things to know

Maybe you already know. Maybe you don’t care, maybe you’re only here for the LOLs or the sordid sexual references. I dunno, only you know what brings you here.

Smash your keywords with customer intent

Smash your keywords with customer intent

Be prepared to read the word ‘intent’ for some time yet. And I’m actively against keyword cramming. I’m such an arse. Also, when I hear the word ‘intent’ I always think, ‘intent to harm’ or something similar.

Learn to unlock your long-tail keywords

Learn to unlock your long-tail keywords

Here, have another really annoying business acronym – at this rate you’ll have an entire glossary of terms to ignore. I’ve lovingly written this post in the hope it will help you understand how knowing your USP can boost your organic traffic.

SEO copywriting and content writing: my process

SEO copywriting and content writing: my process

In truth, this post is to remind me what the hell I’m meant to be doing. It’s also to help those who might hire me. If that isn’t you, go and do something else.

E-A-T: The SEO principle that feeds your prospects

E-A-T: The SEO principle that feeds your prospects

Stuff your goddamn face with the all you can E-A-T principle of SEO. And yes, I seem to love dull subjects. Perhaps I view it as a challenge, a sort of, “how interesting/funny/rude can I make this boring topic?”