FREE content writing help

My weekly (funny, insightful, sometimes sweary, irreverent) emails on content writing will show you how to write consistently well for the people buying what you’re selling.

Wait, why is content so important?

It’s the nuts for SEO (Search Engine Optimisation). It drives both organic and direct traffic to your online yard.

But critically content is your business. You can’t communicate your message with semaphore or interpretative dance – not if you want people to clearly understand you. Words get your audience interested, and interested enough that they’ll feel compelled to act.


You can’t do a damn thing without writing.

So when you do it badly, it impacts negatively on your business (read that as you lose money). Look, writing is hard for writers which means it’s harder still for you (bummer).

And one day you might hire a profesh writer but until then, I’ll teach you to do content better (because right now, you kinda suck).

Weekly emails PLUS a new blog every month.

All you have to do is read what I send and apply that knowledge to your business (and if you do, you’ll be head and shoulders above your competition).

Get better at writing for your business.

Satirical comedy business writer