The Sarky Type® | Content with more bite

Just be you, no seriously, just. be. you.

But can you run a business and still be true to who you are?

In short, yes, absolutely. (That was easy, we can all go home.)

And if you’re a normal-ish person, you’ll have a pretty easy time being you – no matter what you’re doing. But if you’re a bit off-kilter, things can be challenging.

I had a lovely DM the other day from a chap on LinkedIn.

It made a nice change from the usual weirdo DMs.

I’m not talking about the good weirdos who message me, I love those, I’m talking about the fuckers who make no logical sense. Those messages leave me wondering if they’ve spoken to another human before. 

(If you are one of those people, please, in god’s name, don’t write your own content.)

This nice chap had some complimentary things to say – not creepy things, profesh things. 

He liked my schtick. He admired the way I was able to be me and he asked how he could be more him.

Say what?

(Yeah, I didn’t quite get it either but apparently being me is a bit extra.)

He was struggling to write as his real actual self. He had preconceived ideas of business content. All this time he was holding back, trying to conform to what others were doing. But he wasn’t happy. He was living a lie (ok, that’s a little dramatic). He really wanted to stop pretending.

I was stumped. I mean, the ‘just be you’ stuff is what I live for, right? Why weren’t others getting all ‘just be you’?

I must confess, it puzzles me – people not knowing how to be themselves. It’s something I take for granted.

Hold up, being you might cost you your job.

Ok, there are some serious reasons why you might not fully relax into being yourself at work. For example, revealing your sexuality or your neurodivergence might impact you negatively. It might cause you to be treated unfairly. It could even mean you lose your job directly or indirectly.

(If you’re in a job like that, I hope you can get the hell out ASAP, telling your boss to go fuck themselves as you leave.)

Being you as a freelancer.

You’re a business owner. You call the shots. You write for your business the way you damn well please.

But some freelancers, like the chap who sent me a message, feel anxious about being who they are. They feel all exposed and vulnerable. They lack the confidence to say “Oh, sod it”.

They care about what people think.

Unless you hold those people dear or they pay your rent, stop giving a shit about them. With practice, you can cultivate immunity to nobodys who have shitty opinions about you.

If you have a healthy dollop of self-awareness, you’ll know your faults. 

You’ll at least have an inkling that certain traits piss people off. (I know I do, I could list about five of them right now.)

When people have described my content, they’ve used words like ‘brave’ or ‘unapologetic’.

I don’t feel any of that at all.

This is what I’m like in real life.

I can’t be any other way. And if you think I’m a bit of an exception, it’s much more likely to be because business content, especially content on LinkedIn, is fucking trash. 

We’re so deep in the toilet of mediocrity that when something a bit different comes along it’s all “wow”, “amazing”, “love that!”. 

Don’t get me wrong, I like folks thinking of me as an outsider, an individualist. It’s fun, it’s freeing but it’s not hard for me to be those things because I’m not consciously doing that, I’m just being.

Social media engagement.

Business peeps want to haul in as much of this engagement stuff as they can. And most do it by aiming to please everyone. From a business point of view, that’s a terrible idea. 

Like crack, generic content is whack.

So I’m here, not really being engaged with (because I’m a bloody maverick). My swearing and rude references are not for general consumption. But if you want to get the likes, you’ll need mass appeal.

We live in an age of odd sensibilities.

Awful things can be sanctioned by governments yet planting an f-bomb in business writing is STILL something many will not tolerate. 

(And that’s fine, btw, there’s nothing wrong with having a bad gut reaction to profanity.)

I don’t write about politics. I keep miles away from religion. I don’t even jump on the latest social bandwagon, and yet, I have a rep for being a bit of a rebel.  

Some dude once accused me of trying too hard to be ‘edgy’. 

(Heaven fucking help me.)

I made a joke about a fictitious child with developmental delay. Thing is, I wasn’t trying at all, I was just being my unsavoury self.

That’s the beauty of jokes, someone always gets upset. 

People struggle to separate the human from the quip. They conflate the humour with the person’s moral character. And they do the same with swearing. They make assumptions based on their own emotional reaction.

(Stupid bastards.)

I can’t see into the future so I don’t know who’s going to get their knickers in a twist over my content.  

The temptation would be to play it safe but again I’m not thinking about this stuff. It’s only when people mention it that I’m reminded.

And yeah, I love giving in to temptation but not for the sake of my own sanity.

Businesses, like humans, have different personas. 

You’re not going to like them all. 

I have a confession: I’m not being totally me.

If I unleashed my complete personality, the full, uncut version, you and a few others would probably make a swift exit – you’d certainly get offended (if you haven’t already).

The wonderful news is I don’t need to be all of me to work with you. A snapshot of what I’m like is enough.

Most of us adopt different versions of ourselves. 

How you are with Auntie Mary is probably different to how you are with Clive down The Swan.

My advice to those worried about being themselves is this: you’re never going to be as despised as Hitler.

(Unless you’re a genocidal maniac.)

Interestingly, the people that worry about upsetting others are often benign, benevolent sorts. 

But really, the majority of people don’t care all that much about you (soz). So you need to chill out and write content in the way you want. 

If you’re hiding the true you away, resorting to blandness to keep the great unwashed happy, just stop. Just STOP right now.

If you need help making your content scream ‘just be you’, get in touch.

So humour in business copy is a no go, yeah?

I’ll be really sad if you’re someone who agrees with that statement. Please do stop reading if you are, you’ll only be disappointed.

I was dragged into a LinkedIn discussion over the weekend.

(I really need to get a life, one that’s filled with fun, boozy brunches and sexy men.)

I was minding my own business when I got tagged in a post (yeah, thanks Lee, no really, I now have something else to moan about).

Initially, I wasn’t all that bothered because it seemed to me like another polarising bit of content to generate engagement. 

But as I was yanked ever deeper into the mire of baseless opinion I started to realise the author believed what he had written.

Don’t use humour in your copy.


Let that seep into your noggin for a moment.

A direct response copywriter (his words, not mine) working in marketing said not to use humour. Ever.

Read that again.

You might have to read it once more – I did because ironically I thought it was a joke.

Am I going mad?

(That’s a rhetorical question.)

Have the past, god knows how many years of advertising gone unnoticed to this guy?

Present-day brands like Oatly and my personal favourite, DeadHappy must have slipped under this bloke’s radar.

And his reasoning for such an absolute statement?

It might offend someone.

Well, what a great place to start any marketing strategy. Focus on the one person that might not like it. 


I have no idea why he cares more about the people that will complain rather than the people that will enjoy the laughs.

(Hint: those enjoying the laughs are your market.)

If you’re worried about being offensive – don’t.

For some, just being you will upset them.

Taking offence can be made into a full-time job, people actually seem to enjoy it.

Another thing to remember is you won’t hit the mark with everyone in the demographic you’re marketing to. Embrace that knowledge and move on.

I’ll give this business writer his due, he was keen to learn.

I left my five pence worth on his post, a couple of days later I got a DM from him.

He explained it would be “more helpful” if I could send him book recommendations and resources to demonstrate how humour in copy works.

I began to wonder if this was grade A trolling on his part, if so, I was impressed.

But he was being serious (which in this context makes perfect sense). 

As this was yet another bloke, asking me for more unpaid labour, I had to resist telling him to fuck off, instead, I sent him a link to my blog.

(C’mon, what else was I going to do?)

You really couldn’t make this stuff up, if you did, no one would believe you.

Imagine if I pitched this as a storyline to Netflix – copywriter has never seen evidence of how humour works in copy.

They wouldn’t commission it, they’d say that’s way too much suspension of disbelief for any audience to accept.

(It’s also a terrible idea for a script, no one wants to watch that series.)

Even you’re struggling to imagine that a person, whose job is to be the voice of someone’s business, would say such twaddle. 

Stop. Trying. To. Please. Everyone.

It cannot be done.

And what happens when you attempt to be universal is you become bland, generic, boring, and the antithesis of all that’s great about good marketing.

Please do use humour in business copy.

I think we can safely say there’s enough unimaginative marketing guff out there without us adding to it.

Just like The Beach Boys sang, be true to your school, just like you would to your girl, guy.

By that I mean, do what feels right.

You know what works and what doesn’t and if you’re not sure, hire a professional marketing person.

Go balls deep into your ideal client.

And you can start by saying this: my ideal client likes humour. Maybe nail down what type of humour.

Here’s another ‘tip’: the ones that don’t like your funny content aren’t your ideal bloody client.

What if you’re a humourless individual?

Simple, don’t use humour. There’s a market for that too.

Amazingly audiences are different because people are different, there’s room for us all, funny that.

If you’re desperate to add some LOLs to your business content, click here to find out what I got for you.

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you know I like to pluck a retro name out of the air and create a persona.

In this case, Denise: the worst prospect ever to cast a shadow over my inbox.

See, she’ll never hire me.

To referred prospects like Denise, I’m just another SEO content writer. 

(How bloody dare she!)

She thinks I’m a party pooper, a bit of a fun sponge, someone who would be terrible to go out for a drink with.

(I am hilarious to go out for a drink with, btw.)

This ain’t my first rodeo when it comes to writing about the worst prospect. I scribbled something down about 5 bad client traits some time ago, frothing at the mouth as I typed.

(In a rage, I didn’t contract rabies.)

As business owners, it’s a recurring theme. Sure, we get better at repelling the tyre-kickers but occasionally some douche slips through the net.

Denise hates my process.

She thinks my business ways are inflexible and officious – I sound like I’ve got a rod up my arse (apparently).

(Yes, I too am thinking of Rod Stewart up my arse. Sorry, no one needs to read that / think that.)

This bollocks has a lot to do with that thing some twat called social selling.

The ‘people buy from people’ mantra has somehow evolved to mean we must make friends with everyone that’s a potential client.

I’m of the opinion that people often become friends AFTER they’ve worked with you for a spell.

The idea that I have to go through some mind-numbing pretence of being your bestie so that you’ll hire me, is ruddy nonsense.

Denise can’t believe I don’t do calls.

And that I especially dislike face-to-face Zoom meetings.

They. Don’t. Help. Me. Get. The. Job. Done.

But Denise becomes apoplectic when faced with a refusal to chat.

How else can she explain what she needs from me?! 

I don’t fill my days talking to strangers. It drains my energy.

And it’s free time I cannot afford to spend on the mere whiff of actual paid work.

Listen, I’m great at faking being at ease.

I can do congenial but I don’t have to as I’m no longer an employee. 

In the very early, dark days of self-employment, I had a Skype meeting with a prospect (yes, before Zoom) it lasted an hour but it felt much longer.

He spent just 10 minutes of that time alluding to what he actually wanted which meant the guy still had to email me all the details.

In my experience, when you write down what you need, it focuses your brain, you’re less likely to go off down tangent lane. 

I can also refer back to what you’ve said to avoid missing shit out. 

If you provide everything I ask and something gets forgotten, that’s on me but you need to be willing to trust that I know what I’m doing.

So when potential clients excitedly send me a DM, wanting to jump on a call, they get a bit put out by me not sharing their enthusiasm for having a nice little chat.

Your initial message/email will determine if a) I can do the work and b) do I want to do the work. 

Denise would really like to have a relationship.

A relationship that might lead to further work, some hilarious bants, a night out, and maybe even sex.

(We’ve all been there!)

Hi, I’m Sarah Wilson-Blackwell and I’m an introvert.

(I know, I know, I can’t possibly be one coz I do loads of extrovert stuff, innit. Oh, fuck off!)

In this modern era of business making, we have become obsessed with building relationships. 

And before you have a meltdown, hear me out. 

I often get pretty vague enquiries.

Those initial DMs have the same thing in common: they don’t provide any details about what the prospect expects me to do.

If they resist my attempts to know more, that’s a sure sign to me that we won’t be working together.

Another sign is when they ask to get to know me before we discuss the actual project.

(I’m still not clear how familiar we need to become before they decide I’m worthy to hire, is kissing required – with tongues?)

Honey, that’s what my content is doing and if you’re a client I’ve attracted, you’ve been seduced long before you made the decision to get in touch.

And this is why I bang on about blogging:

And that’s all anyone needs to know at the early stages.

The idea of building a relationship with every prospect makes my blood run cold.

The thought of a courtship that involves chats, emails, DMs, is my worst nightmare (well, one of them, being buried alive is probably at the top of that list).

That’s an incredible amount of time to waste.

And no one is getting paid throughout this routine and I think that’s rude.

What Denise is saying here is, “wow me”, “impress me” and “let’s be ‘friends’ and who knows, you just might get the job”.

That’s lovely, Denise but I don’t pray that way.

It’s overprescribed bullshit that is not required to run your business.

Plummers certainly don’t worry about getting to know you before they sort out your taps.

You’ll build a truer relationship over time – not before potential customers decide to hire you.

My process will qualify Denise and her ilk pretty quickly.

And I know almost instantly if I want to work with you.

I am not about to shout “pick me!” at you. I don’t compete for work and I don’t think you should too.

Denise doesn’t like paying for proposals.

Those bitches take hella time.

But the really wonderful thing is you get that cost deducted if you book the work.


And if you don’t?

You can ghost the shit outta me and I won’t care.

Also, I have some pretty specific Ts and Cs.

Certain points get Denise in a lather though… 

She doesn’t want to pay upfront, she can’t accept I don’t allow endless rewrites, and she won’t tolerate a freelancer that refuses to take writing advice from her and her team.

(Because she isn’t qualified to give said advice.)

Denise can go to hell.

When the worst prospect tries to make me dance to their tune, ignores my boundaries, and still insists on sending me a Zoom link, I know we’re not going to work.

It’s not me, Denise, it’s most definitely you.

Yous reading this ain’t stupid.

You know this is about qualifying a client for YOU and absolutely not about fitting into a mould to please a prospect.

And it all comes under the banner of brand polarisation which starts with making you comfortable and happy in the work that you do.

I market to people that want what I’m prepared to give.

My process exists to make my life easier, that’s my priority.

But it also makes my client’s life easier – I’m actively saving them time.

In real life, problems like Denise only happen when they’ve been referred to me. 

Some lovely person has done so with the best of intentions but I know the project is unlikely to go ahead with me included.


Denise doesn’t know me.

She hasn’t come to me because she likes the cut of my jib.

If getting Denise to follow my process is like herding a bunch of pissed, one-eyed cats, the effort will always exceed the benefit.

If she wants me to bend over backwards for her, we’re not a good fit (and I only ever do that for someone in the privacy of my own home).

If she, or indeed you think I’m self-important and have ideas above my station…

(you’re absolutely right) but again, we’re still not a good fit.

Frankly, Denise, you’re a time-wasting bastard. Go play email tennis with someone else. I have other things to do like watch Murder, Mystery & Makeup.

So, if you like the sound of the way I do business and if you need some content that doesn’t suck, click here.